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New Bear Joke
A bear comes into a bar in Billings, Montana. He slaps a hairy paw on the bar and says, "Bartender, gimme a beer!"
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
"Snarl!" says the bear. "Dammit, I want a g* d*d beer!"
The bartender replies, "We just don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
"Dammit," says the bear, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to go down to the end of the bar and eat that woman."
The bartender says, "We certainly don't sell beer to bullying, belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
"Growf!" says the bear. He goes down to the end of the bar, grabs the woman there, and eats her. Then he goes back to the bartender and says, "Now gimme a beer!"
"No," says the bartender. "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, especially when they're on drugs."
"What!?" says the bear. "I've never done drugs."
"You have now," the bartender points out. "That was a barbitchyouate."
Regards,
Ric
[Well, you didn't say they had to be good jokes]
New BTW
I cannot tell a lie (well, that's one anyway :-)

Saw this joke originally as contributed by Frank Luxem on [link|http://bar.baen.com/~Bar|Baen's Bar], fan site for Baen Publishing.
Regards,
Ric
New Re: Bear Joke [LOL!]
Good one! :)
New I'm delighted
- said the firefly, as he backed into the fan.
New Disaster
- what happened to Sophie after she backed into the same fan.
Alex
New Disalexia________?_________:-\ufffd
New A termite walks into a bar
and asks the Bartender, "Is the bar tender here?"

(Much better if spoken)
Don Richards is using this sig. Hands off!
New A blind guy walks into a bar ...
My official modern astrological sign is Telsat, with Defcomsat rising.
New A duck, blind
New suffering severe mental and abdominal pain
French Zombies are zapping me with lasers!
New ..Suzie finally got Joe to realize that E. is right, from N.
     Erm, Hello Everyone... - (Ric Locke) - (12)
         Shoot! - (CRConrad) - (11)
             Bear Joke - (Ric Locke) - (10)
                 BTW - (Ric Locke)
                 Re: Bear Joke [LOL!] - (slugbug)
                 I'm delighted - (Ashton) - (5)
                     Disaster - (a6l6e6x) - (1)
                         Disalexia________?_________:-\ufffd -NT - (Ashton)
                     A termite walks into a bar - (stobor) - (2)
                         A blind guy walks into a bar ... -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                             A duck, blind -NT - (Ashton)
                 suffering severe mental and abdominal pain -NT - (wharris2) - (1)
                     ..Suzie finally got Joe to realize that E. is right, from N. -NT - (Ashton)

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