My sister and the traffic cop

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Post #72,975 by Silverlock 1/6/03 2:50:10 PM Reply	My sister and the traffic cop In her own words---- I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. Why should we ask our military to die for cheap oil when the rest of us aren't even being asked to get better mileage? -[link\|http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=14107\|Molly Ivins]
Post #72,986 by ben_tilly 1/6/03 3:16:36 PM Reply	Your sister sounds like a real brat! :-) "Career politicians are inherently untrustworthy; if it spends its life buzzing around the outhouse, it\ufffds probably a fly." - [link\|http://www.nationalinterest.org/issues/58/Mead.html\|Walter Mead]
Post #72,989 by Silverlock 1/6/03 3:21:55 PM Reply	My description of her also starts with the letter "b" :) Why should we ask our military to die for cheap oil when the rest of us aren't even being asked to get better mileage? -[link\|http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=14107\|Molly Ivins]
Post #72,993 by orion 1/6/03 3:36:01 PM Reply	It is all fun until that person gets to traffic court, and the Police Officer sees it is not the same person as the one he wrote the tickets to. Oops, hope they let him/her off easy. Moral of the story, never sass a Police officer writing a ticket. Even if it isn't for your car. **Pete Moss' Peat Moss, when only the finest horsesht will do! ;)***

My sister and the traffic cop - (Silverlock) - (3) - Jan. 6, 2003, 02:50:10 PM EST

Your sister sounds like a real brat! :-) -NT - (ben_tilly) - (1) - Jan. 6, 2003, 03:16:36 PM EST

My description of her also starts with the letter "b" :) -NT - (Silverlock) - Jan. 6, 2003, 03:21:55 PM EST

It is all fun - (orion) - Jan. 6, 2003, 03:36:01 PM EST

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