First they are paraded around Red Square or Tiananmen
Then all the drawings are made and posted on the web (eventually) with links to accessories. Depends on which treasure seeker fins the biggest pieces, of course. Keeps competition going for better-grade arsenals in future. By low-bid, of course.
Pieces are recycled and sold on Cable Shopping networks as earrings, the occasional coffee table and - paperweights.
Naturally publishing opportunities abound; we must make govt. mor bizness-'efficient' so, everything needs a price tag, including the royalties for,
Reassembling Your Own Damaged Nukes - for Dummies
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