Up in the Matsu valley an Alaska a 13yo boy has a chat with his dad
Boy "Dad the guys at school are razzing me because I dont know anything about a pussy, they pick on me all the time and its very frustrating"
Dad "hhmm let see if my girlfriend is sleeping(you remember this is the Matsu Valley in Alaska :-))
they proceed upstairs where Dad's girlfriend is passed out snoring on the bed. Dad lifts up her nightgown where the pussy is displayed in all of it glory.
Dad "Well there ya go son, thats the pussy, a beauty to behold and love"
Kid reaches out his hand to stroke the fur.
Dad " Dont touch it!!"
Boy " Why Dad?"
Dad "if you touch it you'll wake up the cunt."
thanx,
bill