I actually recall washing a De Soto of that exact color and insolent chrome frippery.. to get brownie points with a not-so sloe-eyed lass du jour. She'd parked in (my same downtown garage. They let me use all their stuff, cause I was so umm charming). 2/3 of the way through sweeping the Augean Stables, I had a minor epiphany: do I really wanna hang with someone who's car looks like a &#^# sty inside?

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