GOREFINGER
Bond walks into his hotel room to discover a naked girl on the bed, stiff, petrified, in an apparently catatonic state, her eyes with a glassy stare and her mouth frozen in terror. The only clue is on the pillow: the evil mastermind's calling card, a hardback copy of Earth in the Balance by Al Gorefinger. Acknowledged by critics as the all-time great Bond villain, Gorefinger returns after years in hiding with his features radically altered by the world's top focus groups. (Includes Shirley Bassey's classic title song "Gorefinger, he's the man, the man with the dangling chads ...")