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Post #65,185 by deSitter 11/26/02 2:38:24 PM Reply	Funny fortune cookie "If a group of N programmers writes a COBOL compiler, it will have N-1 passes. Someone has to be the manager." -drl
Post #65,190 by CRConrad 11/26/02 3:04:18 PM Reply	Wow, that's a cool Chinese restaurant you patronize!
Post #65,394 by deSitter 11/27/02 8:38:18 AM Reply	Another: "Individualists unite!" -drl
Post #65,284 by static 11/26/02 9:45:26 PM Reply	Odd. I thought COBOL was a one-pass language - i.e. no forward references. Maybe I was wrong. It's been a long time since I programmed in COBOL. I know the old TurboPascal compiler was one-pass. And it always stopped on the first error. :-( Wade. "Ah. One of the difficult questions."
Post #65,309 by orion 11/26/02 11:49:08 PM Reply	How many COBOL programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 100 99 to write the 10 million lines of instructions on how to do it, and one to actualy follow those instructions and screw the bulb in. :) *[link\|http://games.speakeasy.net/data/files/khan.jpg\|"Khan!!!" -Kirk]*

Funny fortune cookie - (deSitter) - (4) - Nov. 26, 2002, 02:38:24 PM EST

Wow, that's a cool Chinese restaurant you patronize! -NT - (CRConrad) - (1) - Nov. 26, 2002, 03:04:18 PM EST

Another: "Individualists unite!" -NT - (deSitter) - Nov. 27, 2002, 08:38:18 AM EST

Odd. - (static) - Nov. 26, 2002, 09:45:26 PM EST

How many COBOL programmers does it take to change a light - (orion) - Nov. 26, 2002, 11:49:08 PM EST

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