Yes of course there is: ____The Promise of Windows

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by Ashton

9/15/02 7:14:11 PM

Yes of course there is: ____The Promise of Windows

You need know nothing to choose Our Products\ufffd [Best.. if you don't know]
You need know nothing to begin using. [As with other free dope samples]
You need learn nothing further (the menus will lead you).
Computer knowledge is an unnecessary drudgery and even harmful, as such might lead you to question what we are doing to for you.
Be Happy. Stay Dumb. Upgrade. Often.

That is all ye know and that is all ye need to know.
*Problems? Just RRR.

Rest case.

* Or, as re present case: if you screw up, always SomeOne will stay up all night to make it all well. This too is part of Our Plan. Isn't it Neat?

Yours most faithfully in His service,

Clippy

Marketing: more addictive than heroin, but without the sense of peaceful wellbeing. This we call.. satisfiction.

"Can you recover my trash?" - (Brandioch) - (7) - Sept. 15, 2002, 06:06:35 PM EDT

My favorite is emailing everyone about an outage - (boxley) - Sept. 15, 2002, 06:57:34 PM EDT

Yes of course there is: ____The Promise of Windows - (Ashton) - Sept. 15, 2002, 07:14:11 PM EDT

Ah, a timely Windows haiku message. :) - (a6l6e6x) - Sept. 15, 2002, 09:33:30 PM EDT

Doesn't everyone store their valuables in the garbage can? - (altmann) - Sept. 15, 2002, 10:39:38 PM EDT

It's no-win. - (static) - (2) - Sept. 16, 2002, 12:24:31 AM EDT

If we could just remove humans from the loops - (tablizer) - (1) - Oct. 17, 2002, 04:14:10 PM EDT

"If we could just remove humans from the loops..." - (static) - Oct. 17, 2002, 11:51:41 PM EDT

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