The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the "A.S.F." (Alabama Special Forces) . Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter, Crip and Junior are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:

1. The season just opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbecue.
7. And most important - they were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

We reckon it should be over in just about two days.