Throwing cold water on my strategy...

Okay, let's move on to electronic warfare then... We could jam the entire Al Jazeera (sp?) network and replace the signal with Dallas reruns. Oh hell, we could do Beverly Hills 90210 in the breaks. Maybe a direct 700 Club feed. Maybe a bit of MTV Cribs on the weekend?

For the airwaves, nothing but porn soundtrack jazz... Maybe, just maybe, we could arrange something with Springer...

Now that would demoralize the mulahs...