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Post #50,599
by drewk
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9/5/02 10:10:25 AM
9/5/02 10:59:43 AM
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14. ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE

(1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys -- you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth" John 3:16.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
(3) ?
(4) Profit!















(Okay, so I added a bit there.)
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Post #50,691
by ben_tilly
9/5/02 7:31:21 PM
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120. ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (II) / ARGUMENT FROM IDIOCY (I)

1) Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
2) I am an idiot.
3) People often point that out.
4) Therefore, God exists.

Cheers,
Ben
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
-- Edsger Wybe Dijkstra (1930-2002)
     Proofs that there is a God - (ben_tilly) - (5) - Sept. 4, 2002, 06:51:43 PM EDT
         8, 44 so far will read rest tomorrow -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Sept. 4, 2002, 07:15:11 PM EDT
             rofl! - (Yendor) - Sept. 5, 2002, 10:58:01 AM EDT
         My favorite - (drewk) - (1) - Sept. 5, 2002, 10:59:43 AM EDT
             My favorite is similar - (ben_tilly) - Sept. 5, 2002, 07:31:21 PM EDT
         #324. :-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Sept. 5, 2002, 10:58:10 AM EDT

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