If Geo said more than a couple of those things, he's had a brain transplant from the Jerry Foulwell School of Tribulation Medicine . The religion one be dead giveaway.. he wouldn't have omitted a second clause - dissecting the first ;-)
Hmm - worth sending along to GC, so he can sue or maybe just bust a watermelon over the faker (Ooops! that'd be a different guy - WTF ever happened to Gallagher ??)
Ashton