Its been said that after you die if you want to find out where you ended up, see who's running the administration. If its the French, you are in Hell.
In heaven:
The chefs are Italian
The cars are German
The lovers are French
The police are British
And it's all run by the Swiss

In hell:
The chefs are British
The cars are French
The lovers are Swiss
The police are German
And it's all run by the Italians