Oh come on
just once there should be a Beauty Pagent that encourages nude photos and other stuff. Ms. American Slut, or Ms. Nude Universe contests? There will be a website compeition, a phone sex competition, and cat fights as well to determine the winner. All will be televised via pay-Per-View, naturally, and you must be 18 years of age or older to order it. :)
[link|http://games.speakeasy.net/data/files/khan.jpg|"Khan!!!" -Kirk]