When God sent me an Angel
in the guise of "Mickey Mouse" to stand on my left shoulder and whisper into my left ear the type of things that God wanted me to know. Only I can see "Mickey Mouse" nobody else can see or hear him. One of the things that Mickey told me was that God was not gay. So I have a source in higher authority telling me what is what.
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