Landing fees suck. My CFI was on final one time to the airstrip they used to have at one of the Playboy clubs. Somebody on UNICOM came on when he was about 10 feet of the deck and said, "You know there's a $20.00 landing fee here." My CFI firewalled the throttle and landed at a nearby non-fee airstrip, then got a free ride in a courtesy car to the club.

A man after my own heart ;-)