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Post #46,306
by Ashton
7/21/02 5:34:34 PM
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New Can the Toys R Us\ufffd Orgasmotron\ufffd be far behind .?.
Not sold to:

Republicans
Members of Corporate religious groups
" " Boy Scouts
" " Girl Scouts
Teachers
Engineers
Business Executives
Military
Transsexuals
Celibates
Subscribers to:
[encyclop\ufffddic list incl. anything with Right- in it]
others among the self-ID'd Righteous.



Sold only to card-carrying members of:
[encyclop\ufffddic list incl. all known scurrilous heathen groups]

(Must have Doctor's Rx and visa from Homeland Security Morality Division)
(Triplicate Opiates License required)
(Must be connected to web-based usage counter, indexed to SSN, Mother's maiden name, PassPort-SSL)

Not Sold in Stores: Licensed for use via annual + usage + non-usage fee. Ownership retained by Sex is Dirty So YOU Love It, You Comsymp Slut LLC





Ashton
Products for your Comfort and Convenience, except for You Sluts
Post #46,334
by Meerkat
7/22/02 4:42:18 AM
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New But the Orgasmatron *is* sold in stores
[link|http://www.gowings.com.au/csitem.asp?strItem=INA005076&strUseSQL=2&strCatCode2=Fun+Things&strCatCode1=Boys+Toys+%26+Gifts| Here], for instance.

You know it's working when you go all cross-eyed and fall off the lounge. Or maybe that was just me :)

John. Busy lad.
Post #46,338
by Ashton
7/22/02 6:28:29 AM
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New Them Oz folk know where the sexiest part of body Is.
Post #46,341
by static
Picture of static
7/22/02 7:40:50 AM
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New And I still haven't arranged to try one...
I'll have to remedy that soonest. :-)

Wade.

"Ah. One of the difficult questions."
     Just ate a registered trademark fruit - (andread) - (6) - July 20, 2002, 02:59:02 PM EDT
         Hmm... Do Chubby and the fambly own "Broccoli"? - (CRConrad) - (1) - July 20, 2002, 03:31:59 PM EDT
             It's not a cross it's interspecific... - (andread) - July 20, 2002, 05:19:32 PM EDT
         Can the Toys R Us\ufffd Orgasmotron\ufffd be far behind .?. - (Ashton) - (3) - July 21, 2002, 05:34:34 PM EDT
             But the Orgasmatron *is* sold in stores - (Meerkat) - (2) - July 22, 2002, 04:42:18 AM EDT
                 Them Oz folk know where the sexiest part of body Is. -NT - (Ashton) - July 22, 2002, 06:28:29 AM EDT
                 And I still haven't arranged to try one... - (static) - July 22, 2002, 07:40:50 AM EDT

Pretty soon you will only have enough parts between you for a single person.
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