I assume this is just legal documentation. I have to get out there for when I react on the next one.
4:00 this morning and I wake up. I want more blanket. So I pull and M says I'm not holding on to the blanket. I pull harder. She says a cat is next to her and holding on to the blanket. Screw that, I pull harder. I do a hundred plus pound pull. The blanket doesn't budge.
What the f*** is going on here? I reach over and I smack flesh. What the f***? And then I realize that M Jr boyfriend is lying in the bed next to us. He was stoned or Seroquel or whatever and he walked out of the bathroom on our side and went to bed with us. I didn't know it was him, I just know there's flesh next to me where I'm smacking.
Adrenaline kicks in. Fight or flight and this is my goddamn bedroom and I will kill whatever the f*** is in my bed. And M says: the baby went to sleep in our bed.
And then I realize I can't kill this thing in my bed. But I am sweating, heart hammering, ready to kill.
4:00 this morning and I wake up. I want more blanket. So I pull and M says I'm not holding on to the blanket. I pull harder. She says a cat is next to her and holding on to the blanket. Screw that, I pull harder. I do a hundred plus pound pull. The blanket doesn't budge.
What the f*** is going on here? I reach over and I smack flesh. What the f***? And then I realize that M Jr boyfriend is lying in the bed next to us. He was stoned or Seroquel or whatever and he walked out of the bathroom on our side and went to bed with us. I didn't know it was him, I just know there's flesh next to me where I'm smacking.
Adrenaline kicks in. Fight or flight and this is my goddamn bedroom and I will kill whatever the f*** is in my bed. And M says: the baby went to sleep in our bed.
And then I realize I can't kill this thing in my bed. But I am sweating, heart hammering, ready to kill.