That it took Five Years for him to recognize he'd married "Kimberly Gargoyle" [tweet] ... does not redound to his social perceptiveness--then ..as for now?
After fourteen years ... cut him some slack, eh? Why, even moi has midunderestimated the at-root inner sloth re a comely lass; ain't that the situation?
..whenever One is half-of a Mutual Admiration Society, Etc.

That Gargoyle has paired-up with (not just any moron) ..but a genetic spawn of the Moron-in-Chief! thus, the 'Leave Her to Heaven' diss ...
bears quite new Fruitiness, dunnit? {Opt: Cackle ..Cackle}

Carrion ... it takes Two for any Match-made-in-Hell to get enough Ink to titillate oodles into guffaw-State.