An NC man was getting married and he was telling his friend.

Groom to be: Hey, I'm getting married next week.
Friend: Who are you marrying?
Groom to be: Lisa.
Friend: Lisa? From Morganton?
Groom to be: That's the one.
Friend: What the hell is the matter with you? You don't want to marry Lisa for Christ's sake! She's slept with every man in Morganton!
Groom to be: Hell, Morganton ain't no big town.