SHIT!!!


Two new independent studies estimate that there are only between 2,000 and 2,400 ring-tailed lemurs — perhaps the most charismatic of Madagascar's animals, and a flagship species of the country — left in the wild. Jan 13, 2017


(Never mind that date's proximity to ..Other bipeds' Bad Juju--from just One anus-faced Asshole).

Wild ring-tailed lemur population has plummeted 95% since 2000

'Bushmeat' hunting appears to be the Breakfast of Too. fucking. Many. Let's just pay them $500/mo to die-off on Greaseburgers:
[Planet/Apes ON] Die! Motherfuckers!! [/OFF]