Late in the night he regained consciousness.

He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU with tuibes up his noes, wires hanging everywhere and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.

She gave him a deep look straight into his eyes and said with the utmost compassion "You may not feel anything from the waist down".

He took a moment to digest what she just told him and mumbled in reply "Can I feel your tits then?"