It's beginning to feel implausible to credit you with such tremendous stamina at just pretending.

As anyone with an IQ even slightly more luke-warm than their shoe size has gathered already, the best thing Vlad can do for his buddy Don is sow confusion among his Democratic opponents. And the best way he can do that is by pretending to be "pro Bernie". And now, lo and behold, news along the lines of "Vlad pro Bernie!" surfaces! Shock horror, colour the BOx sooo uuuutterly surprised!

Really, don't you have any toddler grandchildren you could plagiarize here, to look a little smarter?

Schmoozing together at parties thrown by shady builder-oligarch in Moscow when beauty pageant held there, or thrown by Trump in NY for shady builder-oligarch's son's album release in US, stuff like that.

Again, are you really this fucking bad at keeping up with the news?!? Though, one can't help but notice, only when the news is embarrassing for your boys Don or Vlad... So no, you probably knew that already. You just a) hope nobody else does, and b) sure as Hell aren't going to let on.

Thinking everyone else is that utterly stupid shows who really is: You. And keeping it on the down-low even though you know is just slimy. Shape the fuck up.