I’m trying to picture Barack Obama being so jealous and triggered that he attacks a 16-year-old autistic girl because she got to be on a magazine cover instead of him.

I’m trying to picture the Obamas stealing millions from charity and the Obama kids being ordered by the court into don’t-steal-from-charities classes.

I’m trying to picture Barack Obama tweeting, wild-eyed and unhinged, about the GOP Speaker of the House’s teeth falling out of his mouth.

I’m trying to picture Barack Obama trying to use half a billion in taxpayer dollars to shake down a vulnerable US ally, putting theirs and America’s safety at risk, in order to boost his re-election chances.

I’m trying to picture myself or Democrats in general being okay with any of that just because he’s on our “team.”

I’m not having a lot of success.