“If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
-- George Gobel
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https://thechive.com/2019/10/30/newsflash-celebrities-are-idiots-sometimes-too-22-photos/ Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897 |