I announced in the same language my intention to bury my face in an anatomical region to which the term has been attached now and again. The owner, who had seemed up to that point altogether receptive to the notion, pushed me violently away and then socked me in the jaw.

Fortunately, she had a guest bedroom. The romance did not much develop thereafter. Anyway, the episode went a long way toward internalizing that lesson.

cordially,