There's a lesson here, folks, and that's make sure you're nice to your family since they'll be the ones keeping you on your meds and off TV when you're utterly incapacitated mentally.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897