It seems a variant of, "that which is permissible is mandatory" ... and similar Totalitarian schema cf. 1984
Methinks it could be ridiculed into Court-laughable merely by starting a LIsticle,

ALL the things you cannot do.

Absence on the listicle: ..well you know. Accurate Language can topple hideousness cold. Sometimes, eh?
(Let's work on 1/0 --> to a Googol of decimal places; should keep all the DOJ computers away from fomenting-warz
... long enough. Do I get an Ignobel?)

Ed:PS Via Peter Fonda in 1998: "there's a law on the books--in California--which prohibits oral copulation"; guffaws by Terry Gross.
It's a Cwazy-World ..all along. It just seems.. Worst ... lately.