From the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Government Edition.

Post #430,464 by scoenye 8/22/19 7:14:08 PM 8/22/19 7:14:08 PM Reply	From the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Government Edition. It says "White House", but for once, the Donald is not involved (or is he?...) Brennan Hart, a former associate administrator and acting chief of staff at the GSA, admitted to GSA Inspector General investigators that in the summer of 2017, he had sexual relations with an official from the White House on the roof of the building. The investigation came to the following conclusion: Having sex in the central office building is not an authorized purpose for use by the public. Where do I file for my new keyboard?!
Post #430,471 by Ashton 8/22/19 11:51:02 PM 8/22/19 11:51:02 PM Reply	Puritans. Again. the Mothers of Inven.. ... hypocrisy.
Post #430,475 by drook 8/23/19 7:33:49 AM 8/23/19 7:33:49 AM Reply	Ok, but ... "Further, there is no law or GSA regulation that allows an employee to have sex in the building." I'm willing to bet there's also no law or regulation allowing an employee to pick their nose in the building. Will that get you fired? -- Drew
Post #430,481 by Ashton 8/23/19 3:10:22 PM 8/23/19 4:22:02 PM Reply	Yes, that 'we make ALL the [+] Rulez Here' quite stuck-in-this-craw, [Edit] It seems a variant of, "that which is permissible is mandatory" ... and similar Totalitarian schema cf. 1984 Methinks it could be ridiculed into Court-laughable merely by starting a LIsticle, ALL the things you cannot do. Absence on the listicle: ..well you know. Accurate Language can topple hideousness cold. Sometimes, eh? (Let's work on 1/0 --> to a Googol of decimal places; should keep all the DOJ computers away from fomenting-warz ... long enough. Do I get an Ignobel?) Ed:PS Via Peter Fonda in 1998: "there's a law on the books--in California--which prohibits oral copulation"; guffaws by Terry Gross. It's a Cwazy-World ..all along. It just seems.. Worst ... lately. Edited by Ashton Aug. 23, 2019, 04:20:28 PM EDT Edited by Ashton Aug. 23, 2019, 04:22:02 PM EDT Expand All History
Post #430,501 by scoenye 8/24/19 10:43:06 PM 8/24/19 10:43:06 PM Reply	Smells like one from the risk management department aka the "just say no!" department. Someone ordered a bucket of CYA

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