My friend tried to convince me to quit sugar, saying that it's 10 times more addicting than cocaine. That just makes me less afraid of cocaine.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
it makes sense
