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TRUMP HURT, CONFUSED OVER INSUFFICIENT PRAISE FOR EL PASO TRIP

The president apparently thought he should’ve been nominated for sainthood for his response to the mass shooting, and reportedly threw a fit on Air Force One over not getting more “credit.”



(None of the patients would allow The Orange Menace to visit them. Not one.)
ALL COMMENTATORS AWARDED A FREE PASS: I heard..

aka: However many Shoes you throw at the Orange Menace
Whatever the temperature of your "comparos: 'He's just like a ___'"
However disparaing your conclusions:

YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY OVER-Insult: this 100.0% Despicable
--Soon to be a Constitutional Amendment. And an Anthem. (Already a balloon).