(Never mind that I possess only minimal lore to note.. say), Vive lá differènce?
And I do see that your metric is in no way related to pedestrian gender-mind-fucking but, Performance, Period.

Koan then,
~ "Talking dogs" are a [forget exact epithet!] They do not do it at all well, but the fact that they
do it at all ..is remarkable.


;^>