a pogo-stick/equipped to roll-tape on your every action, thence upload to {name foremost Bugaboo?}
(It's getting harder-by-the-hour to 'Name' the über-Worst-Fate ..a-nearing, Innit?)

But I deem most-effective countermeasures {still} Be: artfully-vicious Satire (cf. T. Pratchett for n-examples?)
Laugh/Shriek! these mo-fos into that deserved-oblivion. Bury the entire Repo-former-'party' into a century-long abyss

..with lots of Luck, natch. The vox populi remains what always it has been.