Florida Woman is giving you a run for your money:
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230091664.html
When a Florida deputy asked a woman if she had anything else on her during a routine traffic stop, he wasn’t expecting what she did next.
She “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck,” the Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputy said in an incident report.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230091664.html