Because I'm not actually hysterical about flying - it's the safest (if probably the most annoying) way to travel.

I specifically don't get all panty-waisted about the Airbus planes being mostly FBW, because mechanical systems aren't a magical panacea, and also break.

Fun fact: no A380 has ever been involved in a fatal accident.

Fun fact 2: most air accidents are due to pilot error.