Two mice were running through the cheerleaders' dressing room while the young women were dressing for the game. One mouse said, "Have you ever seen so many beautiful legs?" The other replied, "It doesn't mean much to me. I'm a tit mouse."
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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- Feb. 20, 2019, 04:28:57 PM EST