I don't always give money to charity, but when I do she's giving me a lap dance.
;-)
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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- Feb. 12, 2019, 12:10:04 PM EST