I see a verisimilitude with "E G B" koans (like Esher, Gödel, Bach) Eternal-Golden-Braid etc. wherein space-time really Isn't. Your Disk is simply sick&tired of being told:
"just sit there and spin; do Nothing until you hear back".

(It cannot even send--> Nothing --> dev-null.) so, it has found something clever:
how to send Nothing somewhere, while filling the space with ... Nothing.

HTH ..gotta run;
there's a Sinking Ship of State out there; someone forgot to install its ballast on launch ... so it's about to turn down-side-^up^

..You 'Humans!' ... don't know the /half of your suckiness.