Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a Waffle House at 3 AM.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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- (lincoln)
- Jan. 26, 2019, 03:00:23 PM EST
IreadLRPD
