Wife said I should talk to the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually score you some Vicodin.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
today's dad joke
