US news 4 hours ago
A London-based business has named an amphibian with limited eyesight and a capability to burrow its head underground as Dermophis donaldtrumpi. The namesake shares several characteristics such as its ability to see "the world in black and white" with the US president, according to the company EnviroBuild.
More to bolster the comparo: The Avge. Brit's IQ -vs- (should be cause for the 'Murican unTeachables to yearn for hitting triple-digits some day?)
..is embarrassing.
'Course, when you're unTeachable--you yearn-not. :-/