Nother will have seen this already, because he hangs out there, but over at Balloon Juice there was a comment thread on titles for potential film adaptations of the short-fingered vulgarian’s reign. Here are some of my favorites, several of which clear the “wish I’d said that” bar:
Double Indumbnity
Lie Hard
Forrest Trump
A Fistful of Rubles
It’s a Deplorable Life
Blazing Scandals
Lies Wide Open
Spawn of the Dread
Kiss Me Dadly
Mueller’s Crossing
The Cohen Mutiny
The Seventh Squeal
A Man For All Treasons
Suddenly Last Hummer
A Streetcar Named You’re Fired
Silence of the Scams
Hair Farce One
The Clodfather
Tweet Smell of Excess
This is Wire Tap
A Perfect Stormy
Empire of the Scum
The Vladuate
The Old Man and the Pee
The Incredible Sulk
True Grift
Don T’s Inferno
Tsar Whores
cordially,
Double Indumbnity
Lie Hard
Forrest Trump
A Fistful of Rubles
It’s a Deplorable Life
Blazing Scandals
Lies Wide Open
Spawn of the Dread
Kiss Me Dadly
Mueller’s Crossing
The Cohen Mutiny
The Seventh Squeal
A Man For All Treasons
Suddenly Last Hummer
A Streetcar Named You’re Fired
Silence of the Scams
Hair Farce One
The Clodfather
Tweet Smell of Excess
This is Wire Tap
A Perfect Stormy
Empire of the Scum
The Vladuate
The Old Man and the Pee
The Incredible Sulk
True Grift
Don T’s Inferno
Tsar Whores
cordially,