to hear that in Murica, sportsmen obsessed with holes and balls might lose their bearings and engage in UnLawful sexual activity.
Why everyone knows that (extra-Corporate) prostitution is a Sin! and an abdominable snowman.
What is this country coming to? Take them to jail, where there is equal-opportunity rapine for all new members. Which makes jailers pimps. And that means -
What's on Tee Vee?