While the dis-US is on a Truthiness bender.. er, Hah!..pigs. flying?

1) Change the National symbol to (a particularly scraggly real Fat-cat) Vulture.
2) Append "..your tired, your poor" with Bring Money or Die from the death of a thousand cuts.
3) E Pluribus Unum + the tired cyclops-eye pyramid: replace these with a particularly well-timed pic of Towers converting Potential- into Kinetic-energy.
4) All-purpose New Credo: Eat the Rich (first, before they make you an appetizer, down you like an oyster.)
5) Emulate the immortal Mr. T. Pratchett: "We lock up all our politicians on election; it saves time."
6) "Oh say can you see..? (any housing available under $100K/yr) that ain't got rats, leaks and asbestos painted over with the leaded variety."
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7) Unto --> near-∞ (via Cantor's Rulez of comparos)--add your own; I ain't got all day for "How do I love thee? let me count the ways"