Everything's bigger in TX
A man walk into a hotel restaurant in Texas and sits down at the food bar and orders a hamburger. The hamburger is the biggest burger he's ever seen.
"Why is this so huge?" the man asks.
The bartender says, "Well everything is big in Texas."
Then the man orders a beer, and this too is very large. "Man why is that so big, I'll never be able to finish it."
"Well I told you, everything's big in Texas."
The man eats his food and finishes off the beer, gets drunk, and has to use the bathroom.
"Sir, where are the bathrooms?"
"Down the hall and to the left."
So the man goes toward the bathroom and forgets which way the bartender said, and goes to the door on the right instead. He walks in, falls into the pool and starts screaming, "DON'T FLUSH! DON'T FLUSH!"
"Why is this so huge?" the man asks.
The bartender says, "Well everything is big in Texas."
Then the man orders a beer, and this too is very large. "Man why is that so big, I'll never be able to finish it."
"Well I told you, everything's big in Texas."
The man eats his food and finishes off the beer, gets drunk, and has to use the bathroom.
"Sir, where are the bathrooms?"
"Down the hall and to the left."
So the man goes toward the bathroom and forgets which way the bartender said, and goes to the door on the right instead. He walks in, falls into the pool and starts screaming, "DON'T FLUSH! DON'T FLUSH!"