so he is over to visit and gets pissed off and launches a load at his granma. so i grab his shoulders, say "you want to spit?" and start organizing the noisiest lugie producing snerts snorts hawks (his mom was starting pre vomit motions) and then thru liquid soaked voice ya want me to spit on you?
shakes his head in fear, "then don't spit"
worked on his uncles.