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VERO BEACH, Fla. — A man who told officers that he had been charged twice for drunken driving in Missouri assured them he was not drinking and driving this time when he was questioned in a McDonald’s parking lot here.

Instead, Earle Stevens Jr., 66, of Vero Beach was downing bourbon only while stopped at traffic signals and stop signs, he told investigators June 27.


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- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
New That's like the guy busted for doing 90 mph in a school zone ...
... who told the cop, "I wasn't planning to be out for an hour."

     nice try - (lincoln) - (1)
         That's like the guy busted for doing 90 mph in a school zone ... - (drook)

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