“Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said, ‘Thanks, how do you know I’m not a serial killer?’ I replied. ‘The chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical,’”
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897