"I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds. Hopefully I don’t get turd lung disease."
-- Jon Stewart
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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- June 12, 2018, 01:05:12 PM EDT