Only been with my girlfriend for 2 months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill; I waited 9 months before meeting them myself.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
she needs to chill
